Sorry

Sorry I already have a girlfriend. But, if you like, I can put you on a waiting list.

I woke up cold, naked, and had my hands tied behind my back.

I woke up cold, naked, and with my hands tied behind my back. Needless to say, I was scared as hell until I remembered that the night before I had opened the window, taken off all my clothes, tied my hands behind my back, and fell asleep.

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Women

After you date a woman awhile they tend to start getting all farty.

Run

Run 7 miles and the entire top of your pinky toe will fall off. FYI

Jack

In my email to Jack who was coming to visit:

"And if she happens to be ovulating... well.. we'll lock doors"

Idea

I had a funny idea but I forgot what it was. Luckily it still makes me laugh just thinking about it.