tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415397587657709452011-10-18T03:20:06.963-07:00Paul Tymahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11412172362500455307noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1041539758765770945.post-91361408998938306622008-02-25T18:23:00.001-08:002008-02-25T18:23:35.798-08:00Sorry I already have a girlfriend. But, if you like, I can put you on a waiting list.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1041539758765770945-9136140899893830662?l=gmailstatus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paul Tymahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11412172362500455307noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1041539758765770945.post-21950539846065489932007-12-04T13:56:00.001-08:002007-12-05T10:46:25.087-08:00I woke up cold, naked, and with my hands tied behind my back. Needless to say, I was scared as hell until I remembered that the night before I had opened the window, taken off all my clothes, tied my hands behind my back, and fell asleep.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1041539758765770945-2195053984606548993?l=gmailstatus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paul Tymahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11412172362500455307noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1041539758765770945.post-42041131314929382352007-11-01T11:02:00.000-07:002007-11-01T11:12:16.456-07:00testing widget......<br /><br /> <iframe width=395 height=320 marginwidth=0 marginheight=0 scrolling=no frameborder=0 src='http://www.mailinator.com/widget/mailin8r.jsp?w=375&h=300&b=binky&f=true'></iframe><br /><br />cool!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1041539758765770945-4204113131492938235?l=gmailstatus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paul Tymahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11412172362500455307noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1041539758765770945.post-41715159209915123312007-08-04T07:52:00.001-07:002007-08-04T07:52:37.156-07:00After you date a woman awhile they tend to start getting all farty.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1041539758765770945-4171515920991512331?l=gmailstatus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paul Tymahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11412172362500455307noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1041539758765770945.post-84662381489404144802007-08-04T07:51:00.001-07:002007-08-04T07:51:58.087-07:00Run 7 miles and the entire top of your pinky toe will fall off. FYI<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1041539758765770945-8466238148940414480?l=gmailstatus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paul Tymahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11412172362500455307noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1041539758765770945.post-81938477886133794642007-05-03T10:38:00.000-07:002007-05-03T10:39:03.023-07:00In my email to Jack who was coming to visit:<br /><br />"And if she happens to be ovulating... well.. we'll lock doors"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1041539758765770945-8193847788613379464?l=gmailstatus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paul Tymahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11412172362500455307noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1041539758765770945.post-28805937274838556212007-03-01T16:53:00.001-08:002007-03-01T16:53:40.504-08:00I had a funny idea but I forgot what it was. Luckily it still makes me laugh just thinking about it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1041539758765770945-2880593727483855621?l=gmailstatus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paul Tymahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11412172362500455307noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1041539758765770945.post-45064013956719023322007-03-01T16:52:00.000-08:002007-03-01T16:53:11.339-08:00This isn't about you. Which if true, is false.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1041539758765770945-4506401395671902332?l=gmailstatus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paul Tymahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11412172362500455307noreply@blogger.com0